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A single woman was looking up men on a dating site with her girlfriend and asked her in her opinion which man would be the best lover.
The girlfriend looked over the list and saw that some were 40, some 50 and some 60 years old. She then turned to her single friend and said "none of them".
Why is that the single woman asked?
Because assuming that the average man got laid twice a week from the time he is 20, that would mean that the 40 year old guy would have had sex 2000 times, the 50 year old 3000 times and the 60 year old 4000 times. AND that does not include his adolescent and pre adolescent years when light sockets, watermellons, sheep and WARM APPLE PIE, were fair game!!
Wow, said the single woman, I never thought about it that way...
You're right, what "woodie" could take that abuse !!
And the woman's friend added, try digging 4000 holes with a shovel and see what you've got left over! Have you ever tried to use a 40 year old garden hose...
Or pounding concrete with a stick 4000 times.
Geez said the single woman........so what are they good for?
Her girlfriend pondered for a bit and then replied
Good for nothing unless you want to look at a "woodie" for over four hours watch him turn blue, gag, snort, run around porking everything in sight and end up spending the night with him in the emergency room! And then have him come home deaf and blind! |
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| submitted by:
BaliHai |
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2010-03-09 |
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