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A single guy was looking up women on a dating site with a buddy and asked him in his opinion which woman would be the best lover. The friend looked over the list and saw that some were 40, some 50 and some 60 years old.
He turned to his single friend and said "none of them".
Why is that the single man asked?
Because assuming that the average woman gets laid twice a week from the time she was 20, that would mean that the 40 year old would have had sex 2000 times, the 50 year old 3000 times and the 60 year old 4000 times. And that does not even include all the bananas, cucumbers, zucchinis and vibrators that got lucky!
Wow, said the single guy, I never thought about it that way....
You're right, what honeypot could take that abuse !!
And the friend added, and try banging a car door 4000 times and see what happens!
Or pounding anything 4000 times.
Geez said the single guy.......so what are they good for?
His friend pondered for a bit then replied,
If they can talk you are golden! |
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| submitted by:
BaliHai |
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2010-03-09 |
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